The Periodic Table of Science Fiction
Author: | Michael Swanwick |
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PS Publishing, 2005 |
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Synopsis
When Mendeleev set forth the Periodic Table of the Elements, he revolutionised chemistry - but just as importantly, he planted the seeds for Michael Swanwick's Periodic Table of Science Fiction. Now, after their epochal appearances online at www.scifi.com, this collection gathers together the one hundred and eighteen stories of the PTSF in print for the first time, in their definitive form. Life, Chemistry, and Science Fiction will never be the same again.
Swanwick, grand master of the SF short story and absolute master of the short-short, is at his exuberant and ingenious best in these tales, each inspired by a single chemical element. Here are cosmos-spanning future histories, slyly conceived alternative timelines, shockingly subversive secret chronicles of intellectual passion, divine jests, and fragments of incomparable wisdom. In The Periodic Table of Science Fiction, revelations flow like heady wine: the real reason the Hindenburg exploded; how to measure the apocalyptic mood swings of God; why you never want pond scum to preside over your office; which is the most boring element in existence; how the Plains Indians adopted not the horse but the motorcycle; the best way to avert a spaceship hijacking; how to make a fortune in interplanetary metals prospecting; robot ideology; and much, much more. If Mendeleev encompassed all matter in his Periodic Table, Michael Swanwick's encompasses all that really matters...
With a new Afterword by the author, and an Introduction by Theodore Gray, winner of the Ig Nobel Prize for his Wooden Periodic Table.
Table of Contents:
- Introduction - essay by Theodore W. Gray
- The Hindenburg - short story
- Jane Carter of Mars - short story
- Lithium for God - short story
- A Beryl as Big as the Ritz - short story
- Francis, Child of Scorn - short story
- They're Made of Carbon - short story
- Nitrogen: An Introduction - short story
- Oxygen Planets - short story
- The Message - short story
- House Rules - short story
- Electric Pickles - short story
- Under's Game - (2001) - short story
- Aluminium Foil - short story
- Programmable Breasts - short story
- Blockade Runners - short story
- Vitriol - short story
- Seven Days of Creation - short story
- The Eye of Argon - short story
- Bananas - short story
- Angels of the Apocalypse - short story
- Bingham's Folley - short story
- Killer Robots - short story
- Vanadium - short story
- Babe - short story
- Graffiti - short story
- The Era of the Iron Horse - short story
- Merfolk - short story
- What This Country Needs- - short story
- Lucky Penny - short story
- Brass - short story
- Space Pirates - short story
- Germanium - short story
- Lucrezia Borgia - short story
- H.G. Wells on the Moon - short story
- Try Not To Think of Elephants - short story
- Man of Steel - short story
- Glass Beads - short story
- Fallout - short story
- It: A Preliminary Account - short story
- It's Not Virtual Anything-It's Real Zirconium! - short story
- Woman of Stone - short story
- Living in the Shadow of the Molly-Be-Damned - short story
- Claimjumper and Ting - short story
- Land of Our Fathers - short story
- Cecil Rhodes in Hell - (2002) - short story
- War of the Worlds - short story
- Dark Secrets of the Western Heroes - short story
- Starry Night - short story
- On the India Line - short story
- The Man With a Clock for a Heart - short story
- Money and Its Opposite - short story
- A Change of Seasons - short story
- In Loco Parentis - short story
- Warrior Princess - short story
- Castles in the Air - short story
- What to Expect from Your Barium Enema - short story
- Immortality - short story
- Cerium-At Last! - short story
- Absolute Zero - short story
- Retirement Day - short story
- Foresight - (1987) - short story
- Singular Cities - short story
- Europa and the Bull - short story
- Tattoos - short story
- Morphobots - short story
- A Letter from Hell - short story
- Nanotechnologist's Lung - short story
- Tarzan of the Periodic Table - short story
- Conan the Elemental - short story
- Elements Day - short story
- Dragon Star - short story
- Riding the Rods - short story
- Consider Poor Doris! - short story
- Light Bulb Jokes - short story
- Beads and Trinkets - short story
- Everything Your Mother Wants You to Know About Osmium - short story
- Don't Look to the Skies! - short story
- Platinum Blonde - short story
- Crown of Beauty - short story
- The Outriders - short story
- A Perfect Murder - short story
- A Polite Society - short story
- The Pepto-Bismol Hour - short story
- Neither a Borrower Nor a Lender Be (Polonius Updated) - short story
- Bad Brains - short story
- Monster in the Basement - short story
- Vive la Francium! - short story
- The Ghost of Pierre Curie Reminisces - short story
- The Case of the Purloined Actinium - short story
- Mjolnir - short story
- Forge Star - short story
- Cooking With Uranium - short story
- The Oceans of Neptune - short story
- Pure Science - short story
- Nuclear Blackmail - short story
- Holy Mother Church - short story
- Vindicating Bishop Berkeley - short story
- Nuclear Handguns - short story
- The Dark Lady of the Equations - short story
- The Fermi Paradox - short story
- The Feast of Saint Mendeleyev - short story
- My Nobel Prize Acceptance Speech (Presented Here Against the Unlikely Chance I Never Get to Deliver It) - short story
- Lawrence of America - short story
- "Radioactive" B. Hayes - short story
- George "Dubna" Bush - short story
- The Sea Borg - short story
- Boring Niels - short story
- To Hass and Hass Not - short story
- Lise Meitner, Physicist - short story
- Science Made Ugly - short story
- Defining Our Terms - short story
- Don't Blink! - short story
- What We Talk About When We Talk About Ununtrium - short story
- Island of Stability - short story
- Uup, Uup, and Awaaaaaaay! - short story
- Spanish Witches - short story
- The Dragon Lady at the End of Time - short story
- Now You See It Now You - short story
- Afterword - essay
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